A few recent funny Lily stories:
This is the conversation between Lily and me when I came home from work yesterday:
L: Mommy, you said I get to take my favorite thing to school next week.
M: No, I said next time you are servant of the day, you are supposed to bring your favorite stuffed animal for show and tell.
L: Nooooooo! I already took Phoebe (granted, this is what she picked for her show and tell a couple of weeks ago). I want to take my favorite thing. I want to take Mia.
M: That's really sweet that Mia is your favorite thing, but Mrs. Worrell asked that everyone bring their favorite stuffed animal. Is Mia a stuffed animal?
L: (Laughing) No she's not!
M: Besides, Mia usually goes to her school.
L: I can bring her on a day that she doesn't have school. I have a plan.
M: Oh really?
L: Yes, do you want to hear it?
At this point, Liz says "You have got to hear this. She told me this at nap time today."
M: Okay, let me hear it.
L: Well, first we get a box. Maybe a soft box. And we take the part that opens, you know the doors, off of it. Then we get the little wheels off of my bike and the little wheels off of Mia's tricycle and put them on the box. We probably need a pole or something to hold them on. Then Mia can get inside, and we put a blanket over the top. Then, you and Daddy can bring it to school and leave it outside my class so when it's time for show and tell I can go get it. Okay? Can we do that?
M: That is a really interesting plan, but you have to be really careful about putting people in boxes. They can't always breathe well in them, and you need always be able to breathe.
L: We'll put a hole in the blanket. Will that work where she can breathe?
M: Well, yes, but we still can't take Mia to your school.
L: Awwww, why not? (please say this to yourself in a whiny, offended kind of way) I really want Mia to come to my school.
M: Because Mrs. Worrell really wants you and everyone to bring a stuffed animal (my apologies to Mrs. Worrell for making her the bad guy). If she ever says that sisters or brothers can come, Mia can come to your school and visit. I really like that Mia is your favorite thing and that you want to share school with her.
L: Okay (though clearly not satisfied with this answer).
I think I have said before that Lily is an advertiser's dream. Here are a few examples why:
Recently, she told me "Mommy, we have got to go to the Johnsons store soon." "Lily, I don't know what the Johnsons store is." "You know, from tv! You have got to try it. They make a shampoo that helps babies go to sleep at night. You have got to get it for Mia. You have to Mommy." "Oh, you mean Johnson and Johnson that makes baby shampoo. Right. Well, I have bought that before. What if I used it on you? Would it help you go to sleep at night?" "No! I'm not a baby!"
"Mommy you have got to buy this lunch box. It keeps our food from going bad." "Lily, you only eat a snack at school, and the food I put in there doesn't have time to go bad. Besides, I bought a lunch box that matches your book bag that you can use next year." "But Mommy we need it!" "No." "Awwww!"
"Mommy you have got to see this. It makes lollipops out of cake...look!" "Wow, that is really neat." "Let me show you the one I want. I want the one with pink sprinkles (Mia pipes in with "I like the yellow"). Please Mommy, can we get this? I really want to make these." "We'll put it on your wish list." "Okay, thanks!" For the record, Lily does have an actual wish list on Amazon where I put books, toys, etc that I think she might like so I can remember them when it's her birthday or Christmas. If she mentions something that I think would be appropriate, I will find it on Amazon and add it. About a year ago, she picked up on this and it has virtually stopped the "I want it now." Instead she asks if things can be put on her wish list.
It's funny to me how many of the commercials she sees inspire "Mommy you have to see..." or "Mommy you have got to buy..." Wow, I can see why marketing to impressionable kids works so well!
One of my favorite restaurants is Bubba Gump's. Seriously some of the best friend shrimp I have ever eaten. We have eaten at this chain in Hawaii, Chicago and Daytona Beach, and they consistently make it delicious. Lily goes with me each year in Florida, and she loves it too (though she prefers to take the breading off the shrimp). As much as she loves the restaurant, she has never been able to pronounce it correctly, and I can't bring myself to correct her. On Monday, she asked "Mommy, can we go to Bubblegums for dinner?" Made me laugh!
On the way to school today, Lily said "Mommy I know who loves me best...God." I agreed and said "Can you believe God loves you even more than Mommy and Daddy?" to which Lily replied "I want to marry Daddy so I can love him." I answered "You can only marry one person, and I am already married to Daddy. But you know what? You can love him without even being married to him. Pretty cool right?" Lily enthusiastically agreed!